Funny on purpose. Useful by design.

About RoastNest

RoastNest turns one ordinary room photo into two things: a brutally funny AI critique you will want to screenshot, and three specific design fixes you can actually try.

We built it for renters, homeowners, dorm dwellers and anyone who suspects their space needs help—but would rather hear the truth with a punchline than sit through another bland decorating checklist.

The rule is simple: roast the choices, never the person. The laugh gets your attention; practical, room-specific advice makes the result worth keeping.

Think your room can take it?

Upload a photo, get the roast and leave with three real fixes.